Clair Logic;)

Today I am SO sick.  Completely nauseated. Headachey to the max. Pelvic area feels painful and sore and like it is breaking(<---I need a live-in chiropractor FOR REAL).  I am so exhausted from no sleep because I was headachey and pelvic painful all the dang night. Boo and blah.

I really love the Alice in Wonderland books.  A lot of people get creepy vibes from them(and then love Twilight go figure), but I LOVE Alice's adventures.  They are so completely creative and dreamlike to me.  I totally feel the "storytelling" aspect of the tale.  I always want to go create some kind of art or magic when I am done reading her tales. I get super inspired. 

There is one other link to me and Wonderland.  Logic.  Or rather unlogic. In Wonderland logic is different than it is in real life.  Somethings will sound logical there that aren't really.  "Clair logic" is super the same.

For example: If I have not started labor by about noon, then I figure the baby is not coming that day. If the baby hasn't come by Wednesday then the baby is probably not coming this week.  There is no real logic there, but that is EXACTLY what my body and mind believe.  FOR REAL. Not in a pessimistic way, dude there is no logic, that would require logic.  We are talking about CLAIR LOGIC. And it is just one of those things.  The baby will probably not come because it has not come yet, and the day/week is basically over. 

It makes no sense to anyone but Clair.:)

My husband wrote a song about me and my Clair Logic a few months ago. I wish I had a recording of it.  You will have to be satisfied with lyrics:

Her Uncommon Sense
by BJ HAMAKER
about CLAIR HAMAKER:)

My Clair's a clever thing
I can ask her anything
And when she answers then
she makes uncommon sense.

one night, no cloud, no thunder
in a field we lie
when aloud I wonder
"how many stars in the sky?"

she said, "All of them.
Where else would they be?
I don't think you're talkin
'bout the stars in the sea.
It's a simple thing
you can understand
it's no complex question
like two birds in the hand."

My Clair said "Ohmygator.
How cold is my nose?"
I said, "refrigerator.
You should hold me close."

She said, "Hold you close?
How else could I do?
I can't hold you here
if you're in Timbuktu.
It's a simple thing
you can understand
it's no complex question
like two birds in the hand."

Lately I have been having more Clair Logic moments for which new lyrics could be made, but since they aren't completely logical we haven't been able to remember them later...

It will be interesting when I take my rhetoric classes on campus in the next few years to see how Clair Logic will adapt.:)

Interesting side note QUESTION: This is my 94th post on this blog.  Do you think I will post my 100th post or have the baby first?

PS.This is my new best friend.  SONIC ICE.  Pregnant women in Vegas tried to convince me FOR YEARS this was the best thing ever. Only recently have I been able to be converted. YUM! It cools you down and takes away the queezies.  LOVE IT!  -as a side note-craving ice can be a sign of anemia, or low iron.  But if you live somewhere hot to the crazy then you are probably just needing to cool down and eat some of this ice.;)